January 2012
Watchstaycalmjeeves:
BRAVO!
Who I aim to be.
So after five alcoholic beverages I think I'm a...
Disappointing since I’d usually be fully drunk by now and I only have one drink left. I knew I should have bought a 700ml bottle of something. But then I would have preferred what I have now. Stupid alcohol. Good for nothing but dizziness and a full bladder.
My mum went ahead and bought my new computer for me today. I could have it by Sunday. OH MY GOOOOB!
She has whooping cough at the...
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aestheticadventurer:
spent 5 hours on a train today and it was worth it to be back in malmö.
forgot it was australia day, didn’t really care. sorry australia, you’re okay and all but I don’t really want to celebrate the landing of a rickety boat that perpetuated the slow and painful decline of an entire peoples. I’ll celebrate you on another day maybe.
more adventures tomorrow, yay!
THIS IS...
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I love it when Garry goes shopping without asking...
It happens all the time and means I have to ask him to take me to the supermarket on a separate occasion which rarely happens because I get really anxious about putting him out. So I just end up waiting until his next shop and in the meantime I live on whatever I might have left, or quickly walk to the super overpriced general store to get a couple of things to suffice.
I just wonder why he so...
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I...
As much as I dislike alcohol, I have no intention...
And I found my keys.
I have no choice.
TO THE BOTTLE-O!
It’ll probably be overflowing with bogans.
I live in that sort of area.
But oh my god the sun!
It burns so bad!
It’s like the hole in the ozone layer is fixed between me and the sun.
NO PROTECTION!
I’m going to take a bag.
I want to fill it. DAMN YOU, FAULTY NEUROTRANSMITTERS! WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE SOBRIETY SO...
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When the First Fleet arrived in Byron Bay in...
This was followed by years upon years upon years upon years of continued stolen sacred land, oppression and attempted outbreeding of all aboriginal peoples.
Happy Australia Day everybody :D LOL
Bre: putting a downer on celebrations by being bitter and pissing bitchez off since 1987.
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Eating was a bad choice.
Again.
And Betty farted into the fan.
Twice.
I got it all.
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So sober.
Want to be inebriated.
Don’t really care what gets me there at this point.
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Holy shit I want something of Asian cuisine for...
I’ve actually been craving meat a fair bit lately. This hasn’t happened in years. Like an actual craving. Not since I first became a vegetarian. It’s scaring me. Shut up, body! You don’t want meat!
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I just got up to get a glass of water and there...
I wonder where it would have ended up had I not needed a drink at that very moment. Probably just under a couch in the loungeroom, but with my paranoia I assume it would have wound up on mah face. The loungeroom wouldn’t have been very good either since it’s super warm at the moment and Garry and I might be migrating out there for airconditioning reasons soon.
I roused Garry to...
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I love watching TV shows where the walls shake...