December 2009
A Realisation From The Andes.
I’m not going to have ninjanet for the next 7 days. I’m puppeh sitting at Mum’s this week and she doesn’t have the ninja.
It’s enough to go to bed and wake up in the morn to 17 pages of posts … what’s a week gonna be like?
I’ve got to stop following so many people. BUT THEY’RE ALL SO ENJOYABLE TO ME!
But! I’ll have Sweeden with me for...
Steady Now, You Don't Want To Break It.
I don’t like having two families to go between every Christmas. Messages on the Facebutt from the family I didn’t see indicate more disappointment. Now I’m wracked with guilt. Why oh why did I make that promise only to break it? That is not what you do at Christmas! I broke my own Christmas spirit.
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Polyphonic Sabre Tooth Marmalade
Christmas over … relieved. I did have a lovely day though. I spent it all in the one place, my auntie’s, which is a first for me. I was meant to go to my Grandma’s after but it was so peaceful and lovely with my Mum, auntie’s, Nana and Poppy, I couldn’t bare the thought of leaving.
I disappointed my Dad in the process though, which I feel 100% awful for but to be...
Rigid Ragged Rodney Races Relentless Robins!
Reblog rape. My bad. Tis Christmas now. Merry merry. Merry merry indeed.
Poor Marcus is sick at the beginning of his 4 day weekend. I really want to help him but I need to see my family.
I’m leaving to go to my Auntie’s in half an hour and I’ve only had 2 and a half hours sleep. Mah bad.
Have a lovely day all you lovely human species people and remember that you don’t...
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ALL HAIL FLUENT GAELIC SPEAKERS!
You know how we’re always told to respect religion and not say anything that could be misconstrued as blasphemy so as not to offend anybody? I know this isn’t blasphemous but, why then, do shops insist on covering everything in Christmas decorations and Christmas carols? Why does everybody insist on screeching out “Merry Christmas” to complete strangers? Not everybody is...
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Jovial Transgender Peanuts.
I was supposed to get up at 8 … it’s now 12 … I woke up late … what a surprise.
Now I’m just blatantly avoiding the shops. I know I only have one person to buy for but shut up! Everybody should stop what they’re doing and evacuate all stores so I can do my Christmas shopping for one in peace!
I was just poked in the butt by a roll of wrapping paper held by...
Harold Forgot To Hang Out His Britches Once More!
Christmas Eve is where Christmas officially begins for me. This is today. Shiver me timbers it’s getting real. I still haven’t found my Secret Santa present so I need to get up in 3 and a half hours to start my hunt so I have the rest of the day to do other various things to prepare for the day ahead. Or should I say week?
I’m not going to be home much between the 24th of...
coolidiots:
Jim Reeves - “The Merry Christmas...
I wish my name wasn’t Breanna so it wouldn’t seem weird if I named my daughter Brea. That is all.
Tumblr camera stats
staff:
We decided to organize some camera statistics from photos uploaded to Tumblr, and it revealed some interesting data:
One of the most surprising results is the dominance of photos taken with Apple’s Photo Booth application, which snaps photos from the built-in webcams in most Macs.
Entry-level SLRs are extremely popular among Tumblr photographers, especially Canon’s Digital Rebel...
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Fangdom in Yugoslavia!
My Dads side of the family do Secret Santa now. We each need to spend at least $20. I got my uncle Trevor this year. I want to give him something that means something more than, “hey, I pulled your name out of the bag so I had to get you something”, but as gorgeous as this man is, I don’t know him very well.
I asked my Dad about it and he told me to buy him a nice wine. There...
“A real loser is somebody who is so afraid of not winning, they don’t even...”
– Edwin Hoover in Little Miss Sunshine.
Oh, I do love a good riddle! :D
edendaintree:
While I was on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with seven wives. Each of his wives held seven sacks, each of the sacks held seven cats. Each of the cats had seven kittens, each of the kittens had seven mittens. Kittens, mittens, cats, sacks and wives: how many are on their way to St. Ives?
Oh the answer is so amazing! You won’t believe this…
Only one, me!
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Desiderata
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, And remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender, Be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; And listen to others, Even to the dull and the ignorant; They too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; They are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with...
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Goblets and Astringents For The Inner Fallopian
Now, I am an untidy person but four things I desperately can not handle are:
Dirty sinks.
Sinks with cold dirty dish water left in them.
When people empty their scraps into the sink.
When people don’t empty out their bowls, plates and other various nom holding devices properly before leaving them in the sink to soak.
I generally refuse to clean such messes and they sit there for a few...
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Sirloin Mushrooms of Giza
WARNING: Contains a whole lot of whinging and negative thoughts.
I feel 100% awful today. The past 4 days actually. I mean, I’m always tired and low to some extent but I’m hitting the real lows of late.
I’ve been trying to write for a couple of months but I’m so easily distracted. I have 6 drafts of substance awaiting completion. Concentration Level: 0
What is going on...
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Oh Man, Susan Ate Her Head Again!
MY EARS ARE STARTING TO HURT AGAIN! INFECTION BACK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They were only sore to the touch this afternoon but tonight it has developed to being sore by just existing. I can feel the jaw starting to receive pain already. As yet I can still close my jaw but the pain is pretty impressive.
It’s irritating because I finished the antibiotics last Wednesday and the pain was all gone,...
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NINE WORDS USED BY WOMEN:
I see this in my sisters a lot.
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means...
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“We going hiking? OK! What? Swimming also?”
– TJ Miller and his thoughts on Crocs.
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There are four questions of value in life:
What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.
- Johnny Depp