My name is Kablamo von Strudelthumb and I come here from the year, 1987.

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Mum’s house is getting so rickety!

It’s always been somewhat so because it was only designed as a holiday beach shack with a cheap and dodgy second story attachment, but it’s creaking so loud that it’s keeping me awake.

I’m lying in bed and the door latch is loose so the breeze through the window is sucking the door open a tiny amount and then suddenly slamming it back into the door frame, making my heart smash through my chest every time. I closed the window to save myself from a heart attack but the house is still making sudden, voluminous, creaky noises. And it’s warm now that I’ve closed the window.

On top of that, I can’t stop thinking about my nana. I’m super alarmed because she’s been sorting through all her things and asking us what we want, and last time I saw her she said she didn’t think she had long to go. And then tonight Mum was saying that we need to get around to seeing Nana and Poppy more often because Nana’s not holding up as well as usual.

I don’t want to think about it but I can’t stop. I mean it’s inevitable, it happens to everybody. She’s nearing 83 and she was essentially a chain smoker from when she was 25 years old. She only just quit last year because she got really sick with flu/bronchitis and couldn’t handle smoking anymore. Everybody’s amazed she’s lasted this long. Even Poppy. I just can not cope with even the thought of no Nana in my life. She’s too precious to live without. And then I get to thinking about losing Mum …

Please just let the sun eat Earth before that happens.