NOT ON REX MANNING DAY!

I would like to brush Karen’s tresses.

Halle?

I want to play with your hair, little baby!

Vellus hairs.

I bought a wig. This wig in fact. It was really cheap so I’m expecting it to be really shitty. But as I said, it was really cheap so there’s no real loss. It’s not like I spent $500 on a human hair number. Sadly I won’t look as heart-wrenchingly adorable as the model but I’ll attempt my own spin of lovely.

I’ve always (when I say always I’m referring to the last 10 years) wanted to shave my head and own many wigs so I can have any hairstyle any time I like. So I can play feminine when I’m feeling more feminine and masculine when I’m feeling more masculine. So now that I’ve shaved my head I can begin my collection. My long hair never worked under wigs. I guess it didn’t help that I never had a wig cap to tuck my hair into. BUT I DON’T NEED A CAP NOW BECAUSE MY HAIR IS SUPER SHORT! I’m still determined to get my Mohawk like the guy in the new Karate Kid movie. Why didn’t they call it The Kung Fu Kid?! It’s not like the kids of today would notice. They didn’t even notice that kung fu isn’t karate … even if they are similar.

I’m rambling. I shall stop now.

scrunchednotcrinkled:

Fuck you, humidity. Another defense in the war against humidity.

Chels: 1

Humidity: 12

Ooooh Chelsea! I want to lick it!

/creeps away

Ronald E. Glass has hair that I love.

‘Jessie at 12’, photographed by Sally Mann, 1994.

LOL! I MADE A HIPSTER OF KARA!

Why can’t everybody’s hair be this colour?

This is mah “MySpaz”/”Facebutt” angle photo featuring minor and completely unintentional duck face. I can’t stress this enough, people!

But ignoring that, a decision has been made! I shall wear my hair something like this for Sheridan’s wedding in October. I’m going to have to start getting ready last year if I want to outshine my sisters MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’m going to scribble a little more on my dress design before I retire to my slumber box.

Dear fellow tumblords,

Just like that time when I was 4 and thought it would be fun to see what would happen if I were to mash my sister’s pre-chewed bubblegum into my hair, I thought it would be fun to do the same with my comb.

Just like that time when I was 4, I am not having fun any more. This is going to take forever if I want to keep my hair.

20 years later and a lesson forgotten has been re-learned.

Love from a fellow tumblord.

I love my white hairs.

Rory and Kieran Culkin, both with hair.

Also, EUROVISION IS ON AT 7:30!

The highlight of my year.