My name is Kablamo von Strudelthumb and I come here from the year, 1987.

These are some magical head LOLs that I have mashed, cuddled and raepd before mysteriously translating them into eye LOLs for the convenience of Lord Salamander.

This is a no hate blog and I strongly believe that DOCTOR WHO and HARRY POTTER are the nectar of the gods.

I only tag a picture under "photography" if it was actually taken by me.

PLEASE, ONLY FOLLOW IF YOU ACTUALLY (for some reason) FIND MY POSTS ENTERTAINING!

I DON'T DO FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW OR PROMOTE FOR PROMOTE! DAT SHIT IS WACK!


I'm sorry if I don't follow back. I'm already following more blogs than I can efficiently handle.

I also have a Tumblr which I dedicate to my lame photography: Silent Melody Photography

And this Billie Piper one: Billie Piper

And now there's this one where we ask you to submit photos of your bedrooms: Glimpse of Your Soul

If you want to know a little more about me, click here.

 

My GOD, man! Why you gotta do me this way?!

My GOD, man! Why you gotta do me this way?!

shinygoonsack:

Oh Jeff. 

Oh this entire look is just working. The slick, greased back mullet hair, the classic cut blue jeans and the sneakers. Tight. Tight as. So glad he wasn’t killed in that skiing accident in New Zealand.

shinygoonsack:

Oh Jeff. 

Oh this entire look is just working. The slick, greased back mullet hair, the classic cut blue jeans and the sneakers. Tight. Tight as. So glad he wasn’t killed in that skiing accident in New Zealand.

So I’m about to start watching The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.
John Lithgow, Robocop, Christopher Lloyd, Jeff Goldblum and Ellen Barkin … SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

So I’m about to start watching The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.

John Lithgow, Robocop, Christopher Lloyd, Jeff Goldblum and Ellen Barkin … SHIT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL!

I may or may not be craving man love.

Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey are certainly not helping the matter in the slightest.

Now I know I will die a happy man.

Now I know I will die a happy man.

Yeah it’s dodgily made, but I am the opposite of a picture editing wizard so deal with it!
And look! Jeff Goldblummm!

Yeah it’s dodgily made, but I am the opposite of a picture editing wizard so deal with it!

And look! Jeff Goldblummm!

Jeff Goldblum does things to me. Such glorious things.

Jeff Goldblum does things to me. Such glorious things.

 I really desire viewage of Jurassic Park at the moment. Why don’t I own it on the DVD? I am so disappointed in myself.

 I really desire viewage of Jurassic Park at the moment. Why don’t I own it on the DVD? I am so disappointed in myself.

What a lovely first day of 2011; overcast and sprinkling with rain. Please stay this way.
And what a lovely first thing to see when I open up the computing machine.
I may or may not have drink searched Jeff Goldblum before bed last night.
Don’t mind the slobber.
Oops! Pants gone.
ISN’T HE MAGNIFICENT?!

What a lovely first day of 2011; overcast and sprinkling with rain. Please stay this way.

And what a lovely first thing to see when I open up the computing machine.

I may or may not have drink searched Jeff Goldblum before bed last night.

Don’t mind the slobber.

Oops! Pants gone.

ISN’T HE MAGNIFICENT?!

People always ask me, ‘How do you pronounce your name? Goldbloom or Goldblum?’ and I always tell them the same thing: ‘How dare you speak to me?’

Jeff Goldblum (via taeminho) (via sizer) (via sharpless) (via bebemoon)